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Old 17-09-2009, 20:12   #1
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Default Little Jimmy's first week at school...

Little Jimmy starts school on Monday and the teacher asks him to draw a picture. Jimmy draws his picture and the teacher asks, "What's that you've drawn, Jimmy?". Jimmy replies, "It's a choo-choo".

"No, Jimmy, you're a big boy now, we call it a train"...

Jimmy draws another picture on Tuesday and the teacher asks, "What's that you've drawn, Jimmy?". Jimmy replies, "It's a moo-moo".

"No, Jimmy, you're not in nursery now, we call it a cow"...

On Wednesday Jimmy comes in and starts scribbling away on a picture of his favourite Disney character. The teacher asks him again, "What's that you're drawing, Jimmy?..."

"It's a picture of Winnie-the-sh*t"...

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