Where did we go wrong?

Liam · 01-05-2009, 11:24

WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG? TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE . .

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied, 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

lacroupade · 01-05-2009, 11:29

take me there immediately!

tezzer · 01-05-2009, 12:03

and i'll come with you paul, only one problem, i will need to get some viagra on the way.

tezzer

clivvy · 01-05-2009, 13:08

i'll have a ticket....

lacroupade · 01-05-2009, 20:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by tezzer

and i'll come with you paul, only one problem, i will need to get some viagra on the way.

tezzer

well as i keep telling my missus, its quality not quantity that counts...at least thats my excuse LMAO!!

01-05-2009, 11:24	#1
Liam Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Laois,Ireland Posts: 923	Where did we go wrong? WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG? TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE . . Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.' The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?' The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied, 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.' Then the chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

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01-05-2009, 11:29	#2
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	take me there immediately!

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tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	and i'll come with you paul, only one problem, i will need to get some viagra on the way. tezzer

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clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947	i'll have a ticket....