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Old 09-03-2017, 10:15   #1
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I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden. How am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?..
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I followed your advice, but I carefully checked the internet earlier, it wasn't raining in Sweden so I just went out without putting my headlights on, it wasn't long before I was pulled over by the police.
"And just where are you going at this time of night without lights Sir ?"
Funny, he didn't know about the rule in Sweden either.

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I followed your advice, but I carefully checked the internet earlier, it wasn't raining in Sweden so I just went out without putting my headlights on, it wasn't long before I was pulled over by the police.
"And just where are you going at this time of night without lights Sir ?"
Funny, he didn't know about the rule in Sweden either.

I blame the budget cuts, they just don't get the training anymore
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