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Old 05-03-2017, 08:37   #1
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Red face bus stop

Just left the bus stop, there was a pregnant woman standing there.
'When's it due?' I asked her.
'Two weeks,' she said.
'damn,' I replied, 'I may as well bloody walk then.'
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