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22-08-2016, 22:19
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Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire
Vehicle: " alice "
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interview
A bloke goes to council to apply for a job in the office.
The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to anything"? He replies, "Yes caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before." "Yes I was in the army"he says,I was in Iraq for two tours." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says "Yes,a mine exploded next to me when I was there and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says,"O.K. You've got enough points for me to take you on right away. Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm.......but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am-and carry on starting at 10.00am everyday." The bloke is puzzled and asks."If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm ,why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special treatment y'know." "What you have to understand is that this is a council job,"the interviewer says, "For the first two hours,we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.There's no point coming in for that.".. |
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22-08-2016, 22:27
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Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Yorkshire, J33 M62
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22-08-2016, 23:21
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Off road maniac
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Bexhill on Sea
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probably truer to life than you imagine, Rick
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Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare. |
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22-08-2016, 23:51
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Welcome to Norwich, a fine city
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23-08-2016, 19:46
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Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: Edinburgh
Vehicle: terrano 2.7 tdi SPORTY...
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Haha brilliant!!
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23-08-2016, 21:28
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Location: Nr J28 M1
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24-08-2016, 20:22
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: clacton on sea essex
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