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Old 13-04-2016, 22:23   #1
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Talking another chuckle

A woman was having a passionate
affair with an inspector from a
pest-control company. One afternoon
they were carrying on in the bedroom
together when her husband arrived
home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the
woman to her lover, "into the closet!"
and she pushed him in the closet,
stark naked. The husband, however,
became suspicious and after a search
of the bedroom discovered the man
in the closet. "Who are you?" he
asked.
"I'm an inspector from Termite
Busters," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the
husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about
an infestation of moths," the man
replied.
"And where are your clothes?" asked
the husband.
The man looked down at himself and
said, "Those little bas---ds."
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Old 14-04-2016, 00:22   #2
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Epic!

I can see the break has done your sense of humour a world of good.

Nice to have you back.

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