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Old 07-02-2016, 22:06   #1
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Red face down the aisle

I'll never forget how happy i was when i saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age but eventually there she was, stood beside me. I gave her a cheeky wink and said, "Get that trolley here love, they're doing 3 cases of Stella for the price of 2."
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Old 07-02-2016, 22:29   #2
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Cheap skate!
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Old 07-02-2016, 22:33   #3
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Old 08-02-2016, 10:12   #4
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a trolley dolly is she.
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Skating and thin ice come to mind..........
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