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Old 16-10-2015, 23:26   #1
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Default Another Friday Joke.................

An elderly gentleman walked into an upscale cocktail lounge.

He was in his seventies, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of a great lure (good after shave).

He presented a very good image .

Seated at the bar was an elderly really classy looking lady (in her seventies too).

The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her.

He orders a drink.

He takes a sip.

He slowly turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
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Old 17-10-2015, 19:42   #2
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Old 17-10-2015, 20:49   #3
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Oh dear, sad, but true.....but very funny..
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