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Old 16-01-2015, 19:46   #1
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Last night my wife sent me a text, saying she was in casualty.

When I got home I watched all 50 minutes of it,..........
never saw her once.

She still hasn't come home yet. I'm starving!
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Old 16-01-2015, 20:01   #2
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Brilliant fair play
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Old 16-01-2015, 20:56   #3
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Maybe it's next weeks one..
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Old 16-01-2015, 21:24   #4
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Old 16-01-2015, 21:50   #5
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I had to check which section it was posted in first...
before my next comment....


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Old 16-01-2015, 22:06   #6
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Old 16-01-2015, 23:18   #7
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Lol...
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Old 16-01-2015, 23:45   #8
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wheres briggie
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Old 17-01-2015, 00:32   #9
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Brilliant!
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Old 17-01-2015, 00:51   #10
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wheres briggie
im here ........ marking his attempt ......... very good
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Old 17-01-2015, 01:17   #11
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im here ........ marking his attempt ......... very good
ok my mate
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Old 17-01-2015, 11:31   #12
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