Things that make you realise you are getting older

Lazy-Ferret · 11-02-2014, 01:18

I have suddenly spotted a load of things that make me feel old.

When I was a kid, there were things that dad wore out, that you only wore out by the process of using them over many many years. It was a sign that the owner was old....

Wood Chisels that had been sharpened so many times, they were a couple of inches shorter.

Ratchet drives, where the ratchet had worn away, and should have been thrown away.

Trolley Jack, that was so used, there was no paint on it, but there was no rust either, as it was used so much, it had a perpetual layer of oil and grease from his hands protecting it.

Tool boxes the same as the trolley jack, but with the hinges replaced, and a couple of clips riveted to the side to hold that all important tool, so it was easy to find.

One thing that my dad used all the time, at home and work, was his Stanley Bridges drill, it had an attachment for everything, from becoming a lathe, to a hedge trimmer, Jigsaw, circular saw, drill sharpener, and it even drilled and did screw driving... It was used so much, that had to go in every so often to have the gearbox repaired, and the brushes replaced.

While going through his stuff recently, I found 3 sets of brand new spare brushes for the drill, still in their packet, which he kept as spares, since he went through them so often.

As I grew up, my tools were all brand new, so nothing ever went wrong, but over the last few weeks, that has changed... I looked at my tool box, it now has hardly any paint left on it, one of my ratchets has started to slip, and I have had to replace the brushes in my Bosch Cordless drill, then my Dremel, but the final straw came tonight, when my first ever electric drill, a Bosch 400w tiny thing has just burnt out it's first set of brushes...

In the last few weeks, I have changed 3 sets of brushes, having never changed a set ever in the past, and even considered ordering a spare set, to keep "just in case"...

I feel old.......

makeitfit · 11-02-2014, 02:07

I just make more noise when I fall in my chair lol hmph

Sweety · 11-02-2014, 02:28

Thanks you've just made me feel old

but taking of old tools i've got my Grandad's old shovel now the age of it is unknown but it's always looked the same. At some stage the wooden handle snapped & my Grandad was a fine mechanic & repared it with stainless steel bolts, bands & rivets the blade is 3-4" shorter on one side due to wear & you could prob shave with thing as it's that fine/sharp at the edge

yet it keeps on going but might have to grind t

he edge square to make use a bit easier

kitchenman · 11-02-2014, 02:40

or the thought of getting your TV licence for free in a couple of months

Lazy-Ferret · 11-02-2014, 19:00

Another one, is remembering where the road used to go, before they messed with it to supposedly make it safer, and then put speed humps and chicanes all along it, as now people have started speeding along it and having accidents!!!

jonela · 11-02-2014, 19:32

You know when your getting old when:

you stop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while your down there.

your little black book only contains names starting with Dr

you are proud of your lawnmower

you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize

terrano bob · 11-02-2014, 20:29

hi you no when you getting old when you stop growing in to thing's

zippy656 · 11-02-2014, 20:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by terrano bob

hi you no when you getting old when you stop growing in to thing's

Just filling them out better

terrano bob · 11-02-2014, 20:46

that's the one zippy

Bedhead1157 · 11-02-2014, 21:37

Radio. I knew I was getting old when I found I didn't have Radio 1 amongst my presets, and all the stuff I liked had became "classic rock"

terrano bob · 11-02-2014, 21:50

radio one don't you mean wireless and not radio

jims-terrano · 12-02-2014, 00:02

Well according to Billy Connolly when you are old.....

Never trust a fart
Never walk past a toilet
and Never waste an erection even if you're by yourself.

solarman216 · 12-02-2014, 00:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by jims-terrano

Well according to Billy Connolly when you are old.....

Never trust a fart
Never walk past a toilet
and Never waste an erection even if you're by yourself.

He is right on that one "never trust a fart"
Pass on the toilet
Only get an erection in the mornings and the good lady is there to sort that, Rick

macabethiel · 12-02-2014, 09:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by terrano bob

radio one don't you mean wireless and not radio

I built my own Crystal Set with plans out of Practical Wirelee!

11-02-2014, 01:18	#1
Lazy-Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Sevenoaks, Kent Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring Posts: 5,221	Things that make you realise you are getting older I have suddenly spotted a load of things that make me feel old. When I was a kid, there were things that dad wore out, that you only wore out by the process of using them over many many years. It was a sign that the owner was old.... Wood Chisels that had been sharpened so many times, they were a couple of inches shorter. Ratchet drives, where the ratchet had worn away, and should have been thrown away. Trolley Jack, that was so used, there was no paint on it, but there was no rust either, as it was used so much, it had a perpetual layer of oil and grease from his hands protecting it. Tool boxes the same as the trolley jack, but with the hinges replaced, and a couple of clips riveted to the side to hold that all important tool, so it was easy to find. One thing that my dad used all the time, at home and work, was his Stanley Bridges drill, it had an attachment for everything, from becoming a lathe, to a hedge trimmer, Jigsaw, circular saw, drill sharpener, and it even drilled and did screw driving... It was used so much, that had to go in every so often to have the gearbox repaired, and the brushes replaced. While going through his stuff recently, I found 3 sets of brand new spare brushes for the drill, still in their packet, which he kept as spares, since he went through them so often. As I grew up, my tools were all brand new, so nothing ever went wrong, but over the last few weeks, that has changed... I looked at my tool box, it now has hardly any paint left on it, one of my ratchets has started to slip, and I have had to replace the brushes in my Bosch Cordless drill, then my Dremel, but the final straw came tonight, when my first ever electric drill, a Bosch 400w tiny thing has just burnt out it's first set of brushes... In the last few weeks, I have changed 3 sets of brushes, having never changed a set ever in the past, and even considered ordering a spare set, to keep "just in case"... I feel old.......

11-02-2014, 02:28	#3
Sweety Senior Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Northumberland Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDI SE LWB Posts: 3,604	Thanks you've just made me feel old but taking of old tools i've got my Grandad's old shovel now the age of it is unknown but it's always looked the same. At some stage the wooden handle snapped & my Grandad was a fine mechanic & repared it with stainless steel bolts, bands & rivets the blade is 3-4" shorter on one side due to wear & you could prob shave with thing as it's that fine/sharp at the edge yet it keeps on going but might have to grind the edge square to make use a bit easier

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11-02-2014, 02:07	#2
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	I just make more noise when I fall in my chair lol hmph

11-02-2014, 02:40	#4
kitchenman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Essex Wescliff Vehicle: maverick 1994 2.7 TD Posts: 1,278	or the thought of getting your TV licence for free in a couple of months

11-02-2014, 19:00	#5
Lazy-Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Sevenoaks, Kent Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring Posts: 5,221	Another one, is remembering where the road used to go, before they messed with it to supposedly make it safer, and then put speed humps and chicanes all along it, as now people have started speeding along it and having accidents!!!

11-02-2014, 19:32	#6
jonela Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Chateaunef du Faou, France Vehicle: 2000 LWB SE+ Posts: 906	You know when your getting old when: you stop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while your down there. your little black book only contains names starting with Dr you are proud of your lawnmower you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize

11-02-2014, 20:29	#7
terrano bob Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: north west Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7tdi Posts: 1,015	hi you no when you getting old when you stop growing in to thing's

11-02-2014, 20:46	#9
terrano bob Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: north west Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7tdi Posts: 1,015	that's the one zippy

11-02-2014, 21:37	#10
Bedhead1157 Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Belfast Vehicle: 2001 Terrano 2 SE Posts: 52	Radio. I knew I was getting old when I found I didn't have Radio 1 amongst my presets, and all the stuff I liked had became "classic rock"

11-02-2014, 21:50	#11
terrano bob Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: north west Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7tdi Posts: 1,015	radio one don't you mean wireless and not radio

12-02-2014, 00:02	#12
jims-terrano Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: UK Posts: 12,965	Well according to Billy Connolly when you are old..... Never trust a fart Never walk past a toilet and Never waste an erection even if you're by yourself.