No more Nissan main dealer

Bat21 · 05-12-2013, 22:57

clivvy · 05-12-2013, 23:01

ummm....expand?

rakerman · 05-12-2013, 23:06

Yeah just seen it on news

R1cho · 05-12-2013, 23:29

Banshee · 05-12-2013, 23:31

Can someone link me?

makeitfit · 05-12-2013, 23:33

Sheesh, Mandela dies and now Nissan

R1cho · 05-12-2013, 23:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by makeitfit

Sheesh, Mandela dies and now Nissan

clivvy · 05-12-2013, 23:35

Terranical · 05-12-2013, 23:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bat21

End of an era!

rakerman · 05-12-2013, 23:48

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese man starts to yell louder: "You sign! You sign!"

Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Japanese is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening it, there is the same little Japanese thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"

Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?

The little Japanese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard and says...

(Get your Japanese accent ready...)

"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"

spinna · 06-12-2013, 21:35

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05-12-2013, 23:01	#2
clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947	ummm....expand?

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rakerman Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Scotland Vehicle: Terrano 3.0d commercial Posts: 70	Yeah just seen it on news

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makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Sheesh, Mandela dies and now Nissan

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05-12-2013, 23:48	#10
rakerman Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Scotland Vehicle: Terrano 3.0d commercial Posts: 70	Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese man starts to yell louder: "You sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Japanese is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again. The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening it, there is the same little Japanese thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to? The little Japanese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard and says... (Get your Japanese accent ready...) "You not Nissan Main Dealer?"

06-12-2013, 21:35	#11
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