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Talking weird pics

you can always trust on me to bring the most weirdest crazy pictures

a guy on Facebook makes the most weirdest cartoons, so i thought i'd share a bunch with you.they just make no sense


Bob Hoskins going mental in a dustbin


"George, Zippy and Bungle leading the Normandy Landings


Your own birth


John Lennon riding a penny farthing, chased by a sausage dog


American rock pop band 'Hanson' playing live in a small bathroom. There are dead pigeons everywhere. A naked Mick Hucknall is curled up in a corner eating crayons.


Jeremy Kyle and Slipknot on an 18-30s holiday in Weston-Super-Mare. Kyle is pissed at Slipknot for using all the semi-skimmed milk but Seagal steps in and offers his Almond Milk as an alternative. There happens to be a Lilliput Lane Pottery Collectors convention taking place on the beach as well


Some cats rescuing a fireman.......


David Mitchell's garden centre rampage


Jeremy Clarkson can't eat cereal


Spider-Man on Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies who is on to talk about his abnormal habit of squirting web out of his wrist which he has just done on Ben Fogle's face whilst a drunk Carol Vorderman watches


Alan Partridge and The Ultimate Warrior posing for a photo in Alan's room at Linton Travel Tavern. At the right side of the room, The Proclaimers are hurtling down through the floor and out through the ceiling in a continuous loop through teleportation holes from the Portal games.


Wolf from Gladiators exiting one of the telepods from the 1986 movie The Fly. He has accidentally entered the telepod holding his old school Nokia 3210 and has emerged a half man/half mobile phone mutant


Jeremy Kyle who has some how been filled with bees. He drives around in Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters while his best friend Danny DeVito clings to the bonnet for dear life. For some reason DeVito is wearing an ill fitting McDonald's uniform that is way too small for him. I forgot to mention that they just flew from the mouth of Stephen fry, smashing every tooth on the way out. Stephen looks very angry


Man makes love to a Mercedes Sprinter Ambulance


Mr. Blobby having his mugshot taken in a police station having clearly been involved in a physical altercation. Meanwhile, Noel Edmonds is dressed in ladies lingerie and is giving a statement to a police officer that resembles Captain Jack Sparrow. There are empty Dr. Pepper cans everywhere.


Robocop at the checkout in Tesco, trying to decide if its worth 10p for a bag for life. He has bought a shitload of Soreen so he's going to need something sturdy.


Nigella Lawson eating a plate of Pentium 4 Processors with her metal teeth. In the background, we can see a mecha-war going on out of her window, on the streets of Bristol. Oh, and she's drinking Duracell branded battery acid.


Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D'n'B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.


Moby throwing ninja stars at a melancholic badger whilst eating a Papa John’s Pizza in Lidl in Shrewsbury. Moby is wearing an Admiral England shirt, Bermuda shorts and 18-hole DMs. The badger is sat in Spielberg’s directors chair and smoking a pipe.


Jimi Hendrix explaining to an owl on his shoulder what a stick of chalk is, near a forest.


a Tyrannosaurus Rex playing Connect 4 with Heston Blumenthal on a lake of fire whilst a care bear watches them lustfully.


the original Power Rangers MegaZord struggling to find space on a commuter train whilst watching 'the Thick of it' on his iPad.


a bat in a leotard being distracted by a violin sticking out of a rainbow coloured bottle bank next to a three legged toffee crisp holding a mushroom and half a wasp. In the background is a turtle having a tennis lesson, and an upside down Taj Mahal covered in ears


Stay Puft marshmallow man losing a game of mousetrap with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (who happens to be on fire) while Face from The A Team arrives on a pigeon dressed in leopard print Y-fronts and wedding veil, all this is taking place on the moon.


arvis Cocker sideways on a London tube in a fireman's outfit playing the harpsichord.
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