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Old 17-07-2013, 17:55   #1
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OK mate you like wacky idea's.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...mobile-2057756
I am not gonna try is with my phone though
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Old 17-07-2013, 18:10   #2
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Is some one taking the pi**
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youre taking the piss




good idea....i think
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Old 17-07-2013, 18:50   #4
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Well it adds a new euphemism, instead of "spending a penny", or "syphoning the python", it can now be, "I'm off to charge my phone"
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Well it adds a new euphemism, instead of "spending a penny", or "syphoning the python", it can now be, "I'm off to charge my phone"
purging the system
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Old 17-07-2013, 19:27   #6
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I can see it now "woman sues University over broken phone".

A 27 year old woman from London has sued the University Of West Of England for misrepresentation of research findings. Miss Chelsea said in an interview "I read that I could power my phone by urine, that's what the report said, but instead now my iPhone wont power on and smells of urine."

The case is on going.
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Old 17-07-2013, 22:04   #7
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I can see it now "woman sues University over broken phone".

A 27 year old woman from London has sued the University Of West Of England for misrepresentation of research findings. Miss Chelsea said in an interview "I read that I could power my phone by urine, that's what the report said, but instead now my iPhone wont power on and smells of urine."

The case is on going.


If you get the right App, it can also be used as a pregnancy tester/predictor...
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If you get the right Man.It can be used as a pregnancy assurer.Lol.
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Old 18-07-2013, 13:34   #9
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You guys kill me!!!!!!
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