27-07-2012, 23:01 | #1 |
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Peaches
Woman in court charged with stealing a tin of peaches. Judge asks "how many peaches were in the tin?" to which she replies "there were 4."
He tells her that she will serve 1 month for each peach. As she is being lead away her husband shouts from the public gallery . . "AND SHE STOLE A TIN OF PEAS!" |
28-07-2012, 09:04 | #2 |
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The wife left a note on the fridge door this morning. It read "It's not working, I can't take anymore,I'm going to stay with my mother!"
I opened the fridge door,the light came on, and the beer was cold. I don't know what the hell she was on about! |
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