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Old 07-06-2012, 16:16   #1
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'A doctor advised a man that masturbating about 3 hours before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the toilet, but that was too open to everyone in the office. He considered the corridor, but figured that was even worse. Finally,he realized his solution. On the way home from work, he pulled his Land Rover over on the side off the highway. He got out and crawled underneath, as if examining the vehicle. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate vigorously. He closed his eyes and thought of his good lady. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick pull on his right leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy and the orgasm, he kept his eyes tightly shut and asked "What?" A reply came, "This is the police. What in hell do you think you are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle on my Land Rover, it's broken." The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your Land Rover rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago...''
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Old 07-06-2012, 18:49   #2
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Yes, there's a lot of w@#k#rs with land rovers
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Old 07-06-2012, 19:06   #3
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Oh Shxt, guess what i have in my driveway right now!

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