Go Back   :::.Nissan 4x4 Owners Club.::: > General > The Clubs Virtual Pub > Jokes humor and fun

Jokes humor and fun Keep it clean(ish)

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-02-2012, 22:07   #1
briggie
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire
Vehicle: " alice "
Posts: 10,473
Arrow 4x4 joke !!!!!!!

Mike was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting and had just told them he
couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the next day because his wife

wouldn't let him go.



After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow

4X4 friends Mike left to go back home to his wife.



When Mike's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who

should be there but Mike sitting up in front of his truck, tent up,

fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.



"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Mike?"

"I didn't have to" was Mike's reply.



"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a

beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my

eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"



When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see

through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed

and you can do whatever you want."



So here I am!
briggie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2012, 22:16   #2
96terrano
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland
Vehicle: Nissan Terrano 2.7TD LWB
Posts: 8,024
Default

haha! i love that one!!: lol
96terrano is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2012, 23:04   #3
Midlander
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Leicestershire
Vehicle: 99 Terrano11 se touring
Posts: 144
Default

Qualiteeeeeeee
Midlander is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2012, 11:54   #4
spinna
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Telford, Shropshire
Vehicle: Nissan Patrol y60 4.2d
Posts: 1,287
Default

spinna is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2012, 12:14   #5
cleangreenm/c
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: scotland
Vehicle: NISSAN TERRANO 2004 2.7TD
Posts: 122
Default

Brill were does he live im gona nip round roy
cleangreenm/c is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2012, 12:28   #6
rustic
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
rustic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB
Posts: 7,825
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by cleangreenm/c View Post
Brill were does he live im gona nip round roy
Why ? do you fancy a fishing trip too
__________________
Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years.
Best car I have ever owned.
Just wish I could drive it more.
rustic is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:44.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Images online photo albums