Two for the price of one....

lacroupade · 02-03-2011, 17:09

Three men are in a pub discussing their favourite prostitute. Two of them are discussing their favourite whore and are marvelling at her ability to give a wonderful blowjob and sing an aria at the same time.

The third bloke refuses to believe this. He's all indignant and accuses the others of winding him up.

So being drunk and in good spirits, the other two club together to pay for him to visit the whore.

At her place, she calls him into a darkened room and sure enough, proceeds to give him the blowjob of his life, whilst singing an aria from beginning to end, note perfect.

The bloke is amazed and afterwards starts asking her how she does it, but the prostitute says it's a trade secret and she has other customers so could he pay up and leave. He won't leave though, he's adamant that he wants to find out her secret.

The prostitute starts calling for her minder and so he decides thats it and tries to find the door. The rooms really dark and he gets all disoriented and bumps into the wall. After smashing into a coffee table his hands find a switch and he turns the lights on just in time to see her glass eye roll off the table on to the floor....

R1cho · 02-03-2011, 17:12

eeeewwwwwwwwwwww lmao

(RIP) PLANK · 02-03-2011, 17:59

oh dear, I'll have to keep my eye out for her

or is that her for me

02-03-2011, 17:09	#1
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	Two for the price of one.... Three men are in a pub discussing their favourite prostitute. Two of them are discussing their favourite whore and are marvelling at her ability to give a wonderful blowjob and sing an aria at the same time. The third bloke refuses to believe this. He's all indignant and accuses the others of winding him up. So being drunk and in good spirits, the other two club together to pay for him to visit the whore. At her place, she calls him into a darkened room and sure enough, proceeds to give him the blowjob of his life, whilst singing an aria from beginning to end, note perfect. The bloke is amazed and afterwards starts asking her how she does it, but the prostitute says it's a trade secret and she has other customers so could he pay up and leave. He won't leave though, he's adamant that he wants to find out her secret. The prostitute starts calling for her minder and so he decides thats it and tries to find the door. The rooms really dark and he gets all disoriented and bumps into the wall. After smashing into a coffee table his hands find a switch and he turns the lights on just in time to see her glass eye roll off the table on to the floor....

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02-03-2011, 17:12	#2
R1cho Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Wales Vehicle: 1997 LandCruiser Colorado Posts: 4,201	eeeewwwwwwwwwwww lmao

02-03-2011, 17:59	#3
(RIP) PLANK Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Central England, in the Heart of the Black Country Vehicle: T2 2004 TDI SE LWB Posts: 7,740	oh dear, I'll have to keep my eye out for her or is that her for me