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Old 17-10-2010, 10:22   #1
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Greatest Living Scots Thinker.
Billy Connolly - Statement of the Century


'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'
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Old 17-10-2010, 10:25   #2
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He also said something along the lines about getting old.

"Never Trust a Fart, Never pass a toilet and never waste an e**tion even if your alone"

and!!!

"there's no such thing as bad language, just the wrong time to say it"

Great guy

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he certainly is jim, i'd like to see him live, did you watch him touring Australia
on his trike?
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he certainly is jim, i'd like to see him live, did you watch him touring Australia
on his trike?
And NZ, the first one of Scotland was good too.

Jim
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Old 17-10-2010, 21:17   #5
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bleeding cheek! i can multi task!
i quite often walk n talk at the same time!!!
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so i've heard lol,
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