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Old 16-04-2010, 22:09   #1
tezzer
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Default facts.

If you cross the north korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labour.
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> if you cross the iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
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> if you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot..
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> if you cross the saudi arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
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> if you cross the chinese border illegally you may never be heard from
> again.
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> if you cross the venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and
> your fate will be sealed.
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> if you cross the cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political
> prison to rot.
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> if you cross the u.k. Border illegally you get
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> a job, a drivers license, a national insurance card,
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> social security benefits, family credit, credit cards,
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> subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, free education,
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> free health care, a representative in parliament,
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> you can vote you can even run as an mp,
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> or start your own political party!
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> last but not least you can demonstrate in the street and burn our flag and
> if we stop you we will be classed as racist!
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