Sex With an Illegal Immigrant

tezzer · 18-03-2010, 10:00

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"£50," she replies.

In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"

"No" she says.

"I pay you £100 to do immigrant style."

"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you £200."

"No," she says.

"I pay you £300."

"No," she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay £600 to do immigrant style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?"

So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they
finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government.".....

18-03-2010, 10:00	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	Sex With an Illegal Immigrant An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "£50," she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?" "No" she says. "I pay you £100 to do immigrant style." "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is. "I pay you £200." "No," she says. "I pay you £300." "No," she says. So finally he says, "OK, I pay £600 to do immigrant style." She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?" So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?" The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government.".....