21-06-2009, 17:10 | #1 |
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11th husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."
"What ?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. " Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. "Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. "Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. "Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. . "Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him !!. . "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why ? "You're with the " GOVERNMENT ". . This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED." |
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