Train spotting...

lacroupade · 29-04-2009, 10:21

A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, you know, just like in the movies.

I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!

We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, in every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod, was she pretty?"

"Dunno............Never found the head!"

(PS I did think about heading it "not for the squeamish", but it takes away the punch line! So apologies if you honked!)...

29-04-2009, 10:21	#1
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	Train spotting... A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, you know, just like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, in every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod, was she pretty?" "Dunno............Never found the head!" (PS I did think about heading it "not for the squeamish", but it takes away the punch line! So apologies if you honked!)...