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> A man met a beautiful blonde lady
> and decided he > wanted to marry her > right away. > > She said, 'But we don't know > anything about each other.' > > He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn > about each other as we go > along.' > > So she consented, they were > married, and off they went on a honeymoon > at a very nice > resort. > > One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off > > of his > towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a > > half tuck, > followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which > point he > straightened out and cut the water like a knife. > > After > a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down > on the > towel. > > She said, 'That was incredible!' > > He said, 'I used to > be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you > we'd learn more > about each other as we went along.' > > So she got up, jumped in the > pool and started doing lengths. > After seventy-five lengths she climbed > out of the pool, lay down on her > towel and was hardly out of > breath. > > He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic > endurance swimmer?' > > 'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in > Liverpool but I worked both > sides of the > Mersey tezzer |
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