17-04-2009, 13:37 | #1 |
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the bird feeder
The Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my patio and filled It lovingly with seed. It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food. But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the table, And next to the barbecue. Then came the bird shit. It was Everywhere; on the patio tiles, The chairs, the table .... Everywhere! Then some of the birds Turned mean. They would Dive bomb me and try to Peck me even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket. And other birds were Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and Squawked and screamed at All hours of the day and night And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch Anymore. So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days The birds were gone. I cleaned Up their mess and took down The many nests they had built All over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like It used to be ... Quiet, serene And no one demanding their Rights to a free meal. Now let's see .... Our governments give out Free food, free housing, Free medical care, and free Education and allows anyone Born here to get automatic Citizenship. And so the illegals come by The millions. Suddenly Our taxes go up to pay for the Free services; small apartments Are housing 5 or more families; you Have to wait 6 hours to be seen by a doctor Because it is filled with illegal non tax payers; Your child's year 12 class is Behind other schools because Over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a Bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank Talk to me in English, and People waving flags other than ours are Squawking and screaming In the streets, demanding that we change our way of life. Its just my opinion but: Maybe, just maybe, it's time for the government To take down the damn bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not keep cleaning up the shit! tezzer |
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