Dogs in the vets

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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when
they struck up a conversation.

The Yellow Labrador turned to the Chocolate Labrador and said, 'So, why
are you here?'

The Chocolate Lab replied, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on everything . . . the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last
night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed.

The Yellow Lab said, 'So what is the vet going to do?'

'Gonna cut my nuts off,' came the reply from the Chocolate Lab. 'They
reckon it'll calm me down.

'The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Labrador and asked, 'Why are
you here?'

The Black Lab said, 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole
in my owners' couch.'

'So what are they going to do to you?' the Yellow Lab inquired.

'Looks like I'm losing my nuts, too', the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked, 'Why are
you here?'

'I'm a humper,' the Yellow Lab said. 'I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and
was bending down to dry her toes and I just couldn't help myself. I
hopped on her back and started hammering away'.

The Black and the Chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, 'So,
nuts off for you too, huh?'

The Yellow Lab said, 'No, I'm here to get my nails clipped!'