Fookin twonk plod ............

makeitfit · 05-03-2009, 19:05

Got my truck impounded today

Chuffing stupid plod and ALL his mates in the layby playing licence top trumps

Ruddy planks did the usual small talk testicles while checking tax insurance etc,while his spotty twat plod bum chum looked at the tyres

Those aren't road legal tyres sir

Oh yes they are says I and haven't you got anything better to do, I'm trying to get to work here?
Not now you're not sonny

Oh and it seems your license is revoked............WHAT
So now I have to claim from DVLA why my license was revoked in 2004 !
£150 impound fee, a visit to court soon too, what a fun day out

Strange when you call twat head plod to school to bust a drug dealer, they were too busy!!!
Cause they're all havin' a bloody picnic in the chuffin' layby

It's a fookin' police state I tell you
Vote liberty shoot brown

Buses stink

05-03-2009, 19:05	#1
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Fookin twonk plod ............ Got my truck impounded today Chuffing stupid plod and ALL his mates in the layby playing licence top trumps Ruddy planks did the usual small talk testicles while checking tax insurance etc,while his spotty twat plod bum chum looked at the tyres Those aren't road legal tyres sir Oh yes they are says I and haven't you got anything better to do, I'm trying to get to work here? Not now you're not sonny Oh and it seems your license is revoked............WHAT So now I have to claim from DVLA why my license was revoked in 2004 ! £150 impound fee, a visit to court soon too, what a fun day out Strange when you call twat head plod to school to bust a drug dealer, they were too busy!!! Cause they're all havin' a bloody picnic in the chuffin' layby It's a fookin' police state I tell you Vote liberty shoot brown Buses stink