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Old 04-02-2009, 19:28   #1
Muzz
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Default Ryanair Pilot

A Ryanair jet was flying into Manchester when the plane gets into some trouble, the pilot, Paddy (isn't it always!) calls the tower and says

"HELP!, HELP!, Easter Sunday, Pancake Tuesday, New Year's Eve, Bank Holiday Monday, Halloween, Bonfire Night..."

A voice comes back over the radio "For fick sake Paddy, it's Mayday, fickin MAYDAY!"
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