28-03-2018, 21:54 | #1 |
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Devizes Wiltshire
Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5
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After briggies crown !
From an old friend:
My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture." "Oh Jack,"she sighed. "I thought you had a real Girlfriend this time." |
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