Poison Filled Cakes

Monaro Pete · 04-07-2017, 20:47

Uhmmmm Yum Yum

I was chatting with my mum earlier & she was saying that she has a problem with a cake thief.

She bakes cakes & pastries, sells them & then gives the funds minus her costs to a local charity.
She pops some cakes & jams in a box at the end of the garden on the gate for people to take & put their money in the honesty box.

At first the birds got the blame for the chewed up cake, but then she found evidence of another tree dwelling inhabitant............. Yes, you guessed it

GREY SQUIRRELS

So she moved the cakes & jams into a cool box with a lid. Nope still got in & ate the cake.
She has since taken the sales away from the gate until she comes up with a better idea.

I suggested putting some cake hidden away from public view some where in the garden that only a squirrel would find, but nicely laced with rat poison.

She's over the moon with the idea & I think production will start pretty damn quick.

I think it's about we introduced the Pine Marten back to England & eradicated the grey bast....

04-07-2017, 20:47	#1
Monaro Pete Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Nr J28 M1 Vehicle: 03 Terrano 2.7 TDi Posts: 995	Poison Filled Cakes Uhmmmm Yum Yum I was chatting with my mum earlier & she was saying that she has a problem with a cake thief. She bakes cakes & pastries, sells them & then gives the funds minus her costs to a local charity. She pops some cakes & jams in a box at the end of the garden on the gate for people to take & put their money in the honesty box. At first the birds got the blame for the chewed up cake, but then she found evidence of another tree dwelling inhabitant............. Yes, you guessed it GREY SQUIRRELS So she moved the cakes & jams into a cool box with a lid. Nope still got in & ate the cake. She has since taken the sales away from the gate until she comes up with a better idea. I suggested putting some cake hidden away from public view some where in the garden that only a squirrel would find, but nicely laced with rat poison. She's over the moon with the idea & I think production will start pretty damn quick. I think it's about we introduced the Pine Marten back to England & eradicated the grey bast....