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Old 05-03-2017, 17:01   #1
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Default Why men shouldn't be agony aunts.

Dear John

I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work, leaving my husband watching TV. My car stalled about a mile down the road and I couldn't get it started again. I had to walk back to my house to ask my husband for help as I had no signal on my mobile. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. My husband was having sex with our neighbours daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbours daughter is 21. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him he broke down and confessed they had been having an affair for six months. I am devastated and heartbroken and in need of advice on what to do, please help

Yours sincerely

Sally



Dear Sally

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking there is no debris in the fuel tank. If it's clear, check the hoses and the vacuum pipes, the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires, If none of these approaches solves the problem then it could be the fuel pump itself is faulty causing low delivery pressure to the engine

Hope this helps

John

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