11-02-2017, 14:31 | #1 |
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire
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LUCK
Just got the internet today and it has turned my life around in 2 hours.
Firstly I won an iPhone for being the 10,000th visitor to a site. Then I won a free Green Card to America. Found out that there are hundreds of horny women that are mad for sex in my area, found out a new way of growing my dick four extra inches, have a sexy Russian teenager on a plane over here and to top it all off I won 30 million in the Jamaican lottery. Must be beginners luck |
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