Scrubber or twin-tub

micken · 18-01-2017, 22:28

Nicked from elsewhere but what the hell?

A man was following his wife and commented that with the weight she'd put on she reminded him of a washing machine.

The wife said nothing and carried on walking.

That night in bed the man became amorous and tried to arouse his wife.

She replied " I'm not starting the washing machine for that little load - you can do it by hand".

18-01-2017, 22:28	#1
micken Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Yorkshire Vehicle: 04 Terrano 3l sve TD auto Posts: 158	Scrubber or twin-tub Nicked from elsewhere but what the hell? A man was following his wife and commented that with the weight she'd put on she reminded him of a washing machine. The wife said nothing and carried on walking. That night in bed the man became amorous and tried to arouse his wife. She replied " I'm not starting the washing machine for that little load - you can do it by hand".