Ordering food in a restaurant.

rustic · 11-12-2016, 17:49

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a short skirt and legs that went on forever goes to his table and asks if he's ready to order

"What would you like, Sir?"

He looks at the menu and after scanning her beautiful frame from top to bottom, answers

"A quickie"

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again

"What would you like, Sir?"

Again the man checks her out and once again answers

"A quickie please"

This time her anger takes over and she leans over and slaps the man right across the face with a resounding SMACK and storms off

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers...

"Excuse me, it's Quiche, it's pronounced Quiche"

11-12-2016, 17:49	#1
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	Ordering food in a restaurant. A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a short skirt and legs that went on forever goes to his table and asks if he's ready to order "What would you like, Sir?" He looks at the menu and after scanning her beautiful frame from top to bottom, answers "A quickie" The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again "What would you like, Sir?" Again the man checks her out and once again answers "A quickie please" This time her anger takes over and she leans over and slaps the man right across the face with a resounding SMACK and storms off A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers... "Excuse me, it's Quiche, it's pronounced Quiche" __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.