the postman

briggie · 22-04-2016, 19:22

Monday morning the postman named Steve is walking through the
neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.

As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still
in the driveway.

His wonder was cut short by Jim, the homeowner, coming out with a load
of empty beer, wine and liquor bottles for the recycling bin.

"Wow Jim, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the
Postman Steve comments.

Jim, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This
is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.
We had about 18 couples from around the neighborhood over for some
weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight
that we started playing WHO AM I."

The Postman Steve thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?"

Jim replies, "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at
a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing
through a hole in the sheet, asking "WHO AM I, then the women try to
guess who it is."

The postman Steve laughs and says, "Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it."

"It's probably a good thing you did," Jim responded. "Your name came up
5 times."

22-04-2016, 19:22	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	the postman Monday morning the postman named Steve is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Jim, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and liquor bottles for the recycling bin. "Wow Jim, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the Postman Steve comments. Jim, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about 18 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I." The Postman Steve thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?" Jim replies, "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet, asking "WHO AM I, then the women try to guess who it is." The postman Steve laughs and says, "Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it." "It's probably a good thing you did," Jim responded. "Your name came up 5 times."