Is malt whisky good for you ?

rustic · 10-04-2016, 13:20

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 6th form class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of single malt scotch and two worms. "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whisky. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded...

"Drink whisky and you won't get worms!"

10-04-2016, 13:20	#1
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	Is malt whisky good for you ? A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 6th form class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of single malt scotch and two worms. "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whisky. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked. Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded... "Drink whisky and you won't get worms!" __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.