round of drinks

briggie · 06-01-2016, 21:06

A rich Arab walks in a bar and is about to order a drink when he
sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional
locks of hair. He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is
Jewish.

So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can
hear: 'Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over
there'. Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big
smile, waves at him, then says: 'Thank you', in an equally loud
voice. This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for
everyone except the Jew. As before, this does not seem to bother the
Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells: 'Thank you'. The
Arab asks the bartender: "What's the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two
rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all he does is smile
and thank me."

The bartender replies: 'He owns the place'.

06-01-2016, 21:06	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	round of drinks A rich Arab walks in a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish. So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over there'. Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says: 'Thank you', in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew. As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells: 'Thank you'. The Arab asks the bartender: "What's the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all he does is smile and thank me." The bartender replies: 'He owns the place'.