Policemen need operations too.

[rustic]

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however,
the officer kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might mean a second surgery and the doctors hadn't
told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up enough so he could look at what
was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts
were three wide strips of gaffer tape,
the kind that doesn't come off easily -- if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,

"Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Focus you pulled over last week."