stutter

briggie · 14-10-2015, 21:36

A teacher is explaining biology to her 9 year-old pupils.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a pussy-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, 'I was in the back garden with my little cat
and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start
and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence right into our garden!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It certainly was,' said the little girl.

'My kitten raised her back, and went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,"
but before she could say 'F----off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!
The teacher had to leave the room.

14-10-2015, 21:36	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	stutter A teacher is explaining biology to her 9 year-old pupils. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a pussy-cat who stuttered.' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, 'I was in the back garden with my little cat and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence right into our garden!' 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher. 'It certainly was,' said the little girl. 'My kitten raised her back, and went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'F----off !,' the Rottweiler ate her! The teacher had to leave the room.