briggie friday chuckle 02-10-2015, 09:57
don simon Excellent. :thumbs 02-10-2015, 10:48
macabethiel You can't beat a good looking... 02-10-2015, 11:26
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emjaybee Ooo, he's on fire.
:thumbs 02-10-2015, 21:18
solarman216 Keep em coming Pete, Rick 02-10-2015, 22:42
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friday chuckle
While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.
Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there! Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk!" Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' alright." Indian: ( Look of shock ) Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian ) Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: ( Look of disbelief ) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Good." Indian: ( Extreme look of shock ) Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian ) Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me." Indian: ( Complete look of utter amazement ) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep liar!!!" |
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