Another blonde joke

rustic · 05-06-2015, 20:34

A blonde and red head are walking in the woods when then red head has a heart attack and falls to the ground.

Shocked, the blonde takes out her phone and calls the police and she shouts, "I think my friend is dead what do I do?".

The policeman on the phone says, "Calm down and listen to me.
First make sure that she really is dead."

There is a silence.

Then a loud gunshot.

The blonde gets back on the phone and says, "Okay, now what?"

05-06-2015, 20:34	#1
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	Another blonde joke A blonde and red head are walking in the woods when then red head has a heart attack and falls to the ground. Shocked, the blonde takes out her phone and calls the police and she shouts, "I think my friend is dead what do I do?". The policeman on the phone says, "Calm down and listen to me. First make sure that she really is dead." There is a silence. Then a loud gunshot. The blonde gets back on the phone and says, "Okay, now what?" __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.