oh well, joke time, good OR bad

elty001 · 01-12-2008, 21:36

what did the blonde girl say when she opened a box of cheerio's?
oh look doughnut seeds........ :?

two blonde girls walking down the street when one finds a mirror on the floor.she picks it up,looks in it and says to her mate"i know that face but i just can't think who it is"
her mate says "give it here and let me have a look"
she looks in the mirror and laughs"its me you dizzy cow!!"

a blonde,brunette and a redhead are on the run and they decide to to hide in a barn over night.in the early hours of the morning the police are searching all the buildings on the farm so the 3 girls decide to hide in some big sacks until the police have gone.
the police come into the barn and have a good look round.
all they can see is hay bales and a pile of sacks.the copper smacked the first sack in which the brunette was hiding and she meowed.just cats thought the copper.
he smacks the next sack in which the redhead was hiding and she yelped and barked.just puppies thought the copper.
he smacks the third sack in which the blonde was hiding and she shouted potatoes.......

01-12-2008, 21:36	#11
elty001 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Aflreton,Derbyshire. Vehicle: 2000se+ 2.7tdi terrano II Posts: 6,832	blonde jokes what did the blonde girl say when she opened a box of cheerio's? oh look doughnut seeds........ :? two blonde girls walking down the street when one finds a mirror on the floor.she picks it up,looks in it and says to her mate"i know that face but i just can't think who it is" her mate says "give it here and let me have a look" she looks in the mirror and laughs"its me you dizzy cow!!" a blonde,brunette and a redhead are on the run and they decide to to hide in a barn over night.in the early hours of the morning the police are searching all the buildings on the farm so the 3 girls decide to hide in some big sacks until the police have gone. the police come into the barn and have a good look round. all they can see is hay bales and a pile of sacks.the copper smacked the first sack in which the brunette was hiding and she meowed.just cats thought the copper. he smacks the next sack in which the redhead was hiding and she yelped and barked.just puppies thought the copper. he smacks the third sack in which the blonde was hiding and she shouted potatoes.......