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28-07-2013, 16:18
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Blondes,
> Blonde Job Candidates BE
>> >> Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the >> Toronto Police Force. >> The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and >> said, "So you all want to be cops, huh?" @ >> The blondes all nodded. >> >> >> The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. >> >> Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, >> >> >> >> "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. >> >> >> You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and >> oddities like scars and so forth." >> So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and >> withdrew it after about two seconds. >> "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this >> man?" >> The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did, he has only one eye! The >> detective shook his head and said, >> >> >> "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! >> >> It's a profile of his face! >> >> >> You're dismissed!" >> >> >> >> The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. >> >> >> >> The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her >> face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice >> anything unusual or outstanding about this man?" >> >> >> >> "Yes! He only has one ear!" >> >> >> >> The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, >> >> >> >> "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? >> >> This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! >> >> >> You're excused too!" >> >> >> >> The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. >> >> >> >> The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, >> >> >> >> "This is probably a waste of time, but...." >> >> He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, >> saying, >> >> >> "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this >> man?" >> >> >> >> The blonde said, >> >> >> >> "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses. >> >> " The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began >> looking at some of the papers in the folder. >> >> >> He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, >> >> "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the >> world could you tell that by looking at his picture?" >> >> >> >> The blonde rolled her eyes and said, >> >> >> "Well, Hellooooooooooooo! >> With only one eye and one ear, ...he certainly can't wear glasses. rustygates
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