money

[briggie]

Money:

It can buy you a house, but not a home.

It can buy you a bed, but not sleep.

It can buy you a clock, but not time.

It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.

It can buy you a position, but not respect.

It can buy you medicine, but not health.

It can buy you blood, but not life.

So you see, money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.

So send me all your money, and I will suffer for you.

A truer, more giving and unselfish friend you will never find.