donations for parliament

briggie · 24-08-2012, 17:19

DONATIONS FOR PARLIAMENT

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 outside London and nothing is moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped all the Members of Parliament and they're asking for a £100 million ransom! Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

"Roughly a gallon."

24-08-2012, 17:19	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	donations for parliament DONATIONS FOR PARLIAMENT A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 outside London and nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped all the Members of Parliament and they're asking for a £100 million ransom! Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. "Roughly a gallon."