missed

[briggie]

A Catholic priest and a nun are taking a rare afternoon off
and enjoying a round of golf.

The priest steps up to the first tee and takes a mighty swing.
He misses the ball entirely and says, "S**t, missed."

The good Sister tells him to watch his language

On his next swing, he misses again. "S**t, missed."

"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing,"
the nun says tartly.

The priest promises to do better, and the round continues.

On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment follows.

Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going
to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."

On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again.
"S**t, I missed."

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes
out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.



And from the sky comes a booming voice.


"S**t, I missed!"