Newly Weds

[R1cho]

Newlyweds undressing, Groom removes socks,bride asks wots wrong with ur feet - ur toes all mangled?
I had Tolio as child.
U mean polio?
No Tolio, the disease only affected my toes. Groom removes his trousers & bride asks wots wrong wiv ur knees, they're deformed,
As a child i had kneasles.
U mean measles?
No Kneasles - a strange illness that only affected my knees.
Groom removes his boxers......
Don't tell me, says bride - ******* smallcox!