fred is in hospital

briggie · 05-10-2011, 08:16

FRED IS IN HOSPITAL

Who in the hell is Fred?
Well Fred is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"
Fred replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Fred is in the Critical Care Unit, Room 233

05-10-2011, 08:16	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	fred is in hospital FRED IS IN HOSPITAL Who in the hell is Fred? Well Fred is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Fred replies "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Fred is in the Critical Care Unit, Room 233