Jewish modesty

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In the interest on political incorrectness


Jewish Modesty



A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.


Catholic: "I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!"



Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!"



Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!"



They then all wait for the Jew to speak....



The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:





I'm not selling