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01-07-2011, 16:53 | #1 |
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what women say and what they really mean
What women say and what they really mean...
We need I want It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want You'll pay for this later We need to talk I need to complain Sure...go ahead I don't want you to. I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! I'm on my period. Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs. Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? I did something today you're really not going to like.. I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? [Too late, you're dead.] Yes No No No Maybe No I'm sorry. You'll be sorry. I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. |
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