Senior's texting codes

[96terrano]

With more and more “older people” texting, tweeting and using facebook, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
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·****** ATD: At The Doctor's
·****** BFF: Best Friend Farted
·****** BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
·****** BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
·****** CBM: Covered By Medicare
·****** CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
·****** DWI: Driving While Incontinent
·****** FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
·****** FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
·****** FYI: Found Your Insulin
·****** GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
·****** GHA: Got Heartburn Again
·****** HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
·****** IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
·****** LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
·****** LOL: Living On Lipitor
·****** LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
·****** OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
·****** OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
·****** ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
·****** SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
·****** TTYL: Talk To You Louder
·****** WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
·****** WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
·****** WTP: Where's The Prunes?
********WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil